Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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