You're so nebulous sometimes
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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