Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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