Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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