I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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