How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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