I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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