Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just want to make out with him forever
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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