Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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