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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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