i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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