I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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