So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
only you would photoshop your dick
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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