talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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