Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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