Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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