Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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