I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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