I'm really into asian looking animals
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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