Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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