He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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