Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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