i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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