Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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