he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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