So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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