What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
