i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im six kinds of drunk right now
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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