If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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