new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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