HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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