Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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