just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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