I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
