Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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