More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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