love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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