Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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