hotel room ftw
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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