Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
well you can't waste a boner
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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