C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour