I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there