? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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