She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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