Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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