Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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