So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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