That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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