Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
