They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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What a dumb baby whore.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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