Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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