just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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