I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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