im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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