I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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