Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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